GUys, I think I know what happened to Bandit,

Kinja'd!!! "Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
05/13/2014 at 12:50 • Filed to: None

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. after he painted his car, it assimilated him.

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/13/2014 at 12:52

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What on God's green Earth is this?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/13/2014 at 12:53

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That was YSI's avatar for a while, I think. Never did ask him why.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/13/2014 at 12:54

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wtf did I just watch


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > CAcoalminer
05/13/2014 at 12:58

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That's turbo teen...the 80s were cray lol.


Kinja'd!!! Ilike_cougars > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/13/2014 at 13:05

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My EYES!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/13/2014 at 13:07

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gives a whole new meaning to "Dat Ass!"


Kinja'd!!! user314 > CAcoalminer
05/13/2014 at 13:09

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Turbo Teen

The series is about a teenager named Brett Matthews who swerves off a road during a thunderstorm and crashes into a secret government laboratory. There, he and his red sports car are accidentally exposed to a molecular beam invented by a scientist named Dr. Chase for a government agent named Cardwell. Man and machine become fused together and as a result, Brett gains the ability to morph into the car when exposed to extreme heat and revert into his human form when exposed to extreme cold. With this new super hero power, Brett and his friends; Patti, (a freelance reporter), mechanic Alex, (who calls Brett, "TT"), and Brett's dog Rusty, go on crime-fighting adventures together and solve other mysteries.

Ruby-Spears would later go on to produce an animated show based on Lazer Tag.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > RotaryLover
05/13/2014 at 13:12

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Huh. That's slightly terrifying when his rear and face turn it a car.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > user314
05/13/2014 at 13:14

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Geez. A crime fighting kid who turns into a car. This definitely has to be one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/13/2014 at 15:52

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I can't imagine a car being used to fight crime other than high speed chases.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
05/13/2014 at 19:08

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HELP!! I Don't like being an 80s Trans Am! The creepy part is the character and I are both named Brett.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
05/13/2014 at 19:09

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Thank you?


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Bandit
05/13/2014 at 19:16

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I'm not sure myself...


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Bandit
05/13/2014 at 20:41

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Creepy indeed. Please don't crash into a secret government lab.